Questions I've Pondered late At Night...

1. Why can you never find a battery when you need one, and all that you do find, are
nearly dead?

2. Who is Yurgen Trauschsausage?

3. Why do anti-abortionists murder people?

4. What is the purpose of wasps?

5. Why do peanut butter and jam go together when they really shouldn't?

6. Who invented the pooper scooper?

7. Why Am I Still Awake?

8. If the truth is out there, what's in here?

9. If you attached some buttered toast to a cat's back, and dropped it from a great
height, would it land on it's feet and live, or would Sod's Law take over??

10. Would butter cancel out nine lives?? If so, what if you put Peanut Butter on the
toast?

11. If everything is relative, who are the in-laws?

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

I will go away and ponder these and many other questiions....