Things I've learnt from films...

You'll be surprised:

1. The Ring: NEVER watch videos that you haven't had recommended to you
2. Manchurian Candidate: DON'T hire a british civilian to show you the finer points of Kuwait
3. Wizard Of Oz: BE SUSPICIOUS of women who wear long, curly footwear
4. The Grudge: AWAYS be wary of helping out alone in a crazy person's house
5. Jeepers Creepers 2: AVOID approaching scary looking scarecrows that move, and UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES poke your head through a hole in the roof of a broken down bus
   
6. Snow White & The Seven Dwarfs: NEVER accept fruit off a stranger
7. Home Alone I, II, III and XIIV: DON'T under-estimate the power and pure evil of a child.
8. The Sixth Sense: ALWAYS read the obituary each morning to see if you are in it, and are actually dead or not
9. Open Water: NEVER trust hype about a film, it's nearly always just that: hype!!
   
10. Mystery Men: ALWAYS be aware of the power of fury, and PMS!

That's it... for now.

Now I've got that out of my system, I'll try and go to sleep...