Thursday, July 14, 2005

non descript blog title.... *yawn*

Sorry, couldn't think of a witty title, so thought I'd just be "generic"!!

"Generic" is a bit of a dull word.

It reminds me of a washing machine, or a hoover, or a nasty piece of domestic technology that involves sharp blades, switches, dangerous-looking implements, and when viewed upside down looks strikingly like a Dalek...

Incidentally, does anyone have one of those conical-shaped cheese graters??!

If you turn them upside down and stare at them intently, one of two things will happen:

1. after a while, the image of a slightly deformed but realistic dalek-like-figure will leap out at you, assaulting all your senses...

or:

2. just at that moment, your best friend / parents / siblings / boyfriend / girlfriend / neighbour / random-stranger-who-just-dropped-in will appear, and cart you off to a mental institution, where you spend the rest of your days eating dry crackers, watching daytime tv, and reciting all the songs from The Sound Of Music and The Singing Detective....

Actually....

Don't try the cheese grater thing.

It's too risky.

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