- I am VERY short. (women like men who are taller than them to have a sense of security, even if they don't admit it)
- I am almost penniless, and VERY poor. (again, women want security, a guy with no money is not a good choice, first dates will be cheap and nasty, he won't be able to pay for you, etc...)
- I sometimes do VERY stupid spontaneous things that are embarrasing for people in my life. (spontaneously went and bought a homeless guy a Big Mac meal 'cos I'd walked past him once and God told me "go do it".. lol I speak to people who smell usually quite alot, and know one homeless guy quite well who looks a bit dodgy... lol Also, I proposed on two separate occasions to my gf's at different times, in a: a restaurant on holiday, and got the waitress to "serve" the ring as a desert, and b. at a party in front of all her best friends!! lol needless to say, neither worked out.)
- I sometimes can appear VERY pious, even tho I'm not really. (e.g. comment above.. lol)
- I am VERY sensitive. I cry alot. (ok, maybe alot was an overstatement, but I do cry at emotional things in films an stuff, it makes girls think I'm gay, even though I'm not)
- I talk about God ALOT. (this may not seem a bad thing, and to me it ain't, but to some girls, it was!!)
- I have NO ambition. (seriously, I really don't. loads of money, big cars, big house etc, really doesn't interest me)
- I am a little bit NAIVE. (sometimes I'm too trusting, even with perfect strangers)
- I am an Introverted Extrovert. (In otherwords I'm actually really painfully shy, but play the idiot and make people laugh to cover my own insecurity)
- (I am both of these, which can equally be a problem:) VERY SILLY and, VERY SERIOUS.
I've got LOADS more reasons, but that will do for now...
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