Being British...

I've decided roughly translated means "being superior".

We're ahead of alot of countries in timing, we've lived today while you were still waiting for it. In fact you could say we're a "looking ahead" people. (in terms of GMT anyway)

• We have chips, proper chips that are fat, greasy, satisfy, and taste lovely.
• We have pies that are gorgeous.
• We have mushy peas.
• We have anti-gun laws for the general public.
• We have police authorities that can work across boundaries and even with each other.
• We have the SAS, who everyone thinks are great.
• We have kebabs, steak, Chicken Tikka Masala (invented in britain!)
• We have ColdPlay, The Beatles, Deff Leppard, Stone Roses, Starsailor, and thousands of others...
• We're so great, TIME itself is measured by us.
• We invented football. (the proper game, not the one where you wear loads of pads and use your hands, it has the word 'foot' in the title, remember??)
• We're so great, Madonna moved here.
  

So there.

Should I go on?