Silly Jokes but not as good as Tristan's...

Again click on the title to find out what I'm talking about!!

Now for mine:

A pastor decides to boost his weekly offerings, so announces in church that whoever gives the most generous donation in offerings that week, will be granted the opportunity to choose three hymns at the next service...

The pastor is overwhelmed at the end of the service that thousands of pounds have been taken in offerings, and although it is close, there is one final winner, a lady.

The next week the Pastor announces that this particular lady gave the most and so gets to choose three hymns...

The lady hesitates, then points around the packed church...

I'll take HIM, HIM, and HIM....!!!!

;)

lol