Tuesday, January 04, 2005

News Report...

Hour ten in the Big Nutta House, and all is quiet.

It's been ten hours since reports of the local water authority turning off the water because of a leak in the pipe were... well.... leaked.

Still no water has trickled through the house, and cabin fever is starting to seize the inhabitants of Number 51... The Short One is holed up in his room, tryin to "sweat it out" with loud music and Liqueur Chocolates, whilst the rest of the family are hypnotising themselves with crap on TV...

And so this cruel siege goes on...

More reports later...

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