Heeding The Warning...

This is an actual conversation I had this weekend with Adele...

Beware those of you who are single males, this could happen to you...

Adele: Ok, you need to understand the rules of this relationship...
Jm: Huh?
Adele: (more forcefully this time) The rules!!!
Jm: (slightly worried but hiding it) Okay?
Adele: This will be a love triangle of priorities...
Jm: (confused) It will?
Adele: Yes. First, it's God, then James, then you.
Jm: (really worried now) Ok, but... Who's James????!
Adele: (points slowly to a teddy aparently sleeping on her pillow) Him.
Jm: (thoroughly relieved but confused) Oh...

Need I say more?