50 Things to do while holding your pee...

1. knit
2. cry
3. laugh
4. type
5. cry again
6. bawl like a baby
7. regain composure
8. play x-men 2 on playstation
9. play lots of loud rock music
10. mosh
11. waltz
12. morris dance
13. tidy ur sock drawer
14. untidy ur sock drawer
15. tidy it again
16. read shakespeare
17. listen to vivaldi
18. laugh manically
19. phone a friend
20. breathe (not too deeply)
21. eat lots of chocolate
22. dream about harsh cold environments where you have to be a real man, with stubble
23. think
24. concentrate
25. do a silly jig
26. pretend you have tourettes
27. pretend you're dead
28. pretend you're not all there
29. scream
30. shout
31. sing
32. play guitar
33. blog
34. think about God
35. think about the Girlfriend
36. think about anything EXCEPT water...
37. cry again
38. shout at the water company
39. scream... (damn mentioned the "w" word...)
40. mosh again
41. paint the walls with blood
42. take a pill
43. take several pills
44. hit yourself several times (but not in the stomach)
45. think about tommorrow and the joy and relief it will bring
46. think about mashing the water company director's head in with a baseball bat
47. think of writing a letter of complaint to the Government
48. Change your shoes
49. Whistle
50. cry again