Wednesday, January 26, 2005

It's War...

That's it.

I'm fed up.

I'm 30 years old, and two mornings ago, I woke up to find a HORRIFIC HUMONGOUS yellow-headed zit on my top lip!!! I haven't had acne for years, and yet the week before I go and visit my gf, it cruelly appears...

I've tried squeezing it, which is VERY painful, but it collapses and reforms again. I tried aggresive shaving just before... but to no avail.

The head I cut off with my razor, but it just bled for a long time, and... you've guessed it.

Reformed.

I think I might have to resort to cutting my top lip open, removing the offending grease, and sewing it back on again...

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Scribbled by Jm at 12:07 am

4 comments:

  1. SvenWed Jan 26, 02:53:00 am CET

    That was the most gross and graphic post I've read for a while, yuck.

    Best thing to do is pop a bit of TCP on the zit but don't burst it - you only introduce more bacteria into the spot and make the spot last longer.

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  2. ThérèseWed Jan 26, 07:31:00 pm CET

    Yep, that was probably one of the grossest posts in a long time. Ew.

    Now, I left you some advice back on Krystle's tagboard, and I'll repeat it here. Drink milk and loooooads of water, avoid all greasy food, wash your face twice a day, and quit paying attention to it. It just eggs it on. It likes attention. Oh, and don't touch your face and wash your hands frequently.

    Also, don't direct your girlfriend to the blog. Just... don't. No.

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  3. RobertWed Jan 26, 07:41:00 pm CET

    Use Vicks vapor rub. It's the magical cure used by hispanics for many generations.

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  4. KrystleFri Jan 28, 12:44:00 am CET

    That was absolutely gross...yuck.

    Toothpaste...its all about the toothpaste...or the Savlon...like you've already used. lol.

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