The Crisis deepens...

This is a News Flash...

The Crisis in number 51 deepens as the women in the Big Nutta house (also known as "Catherine/Mum" and younger sista "Ruth") have all realised at the same time that they can no longer hold their bladders...

Panic and shrieking and screaming ensued, as the Father of the house, (also known as Roy, and "Dad") brought the happy news that the water company have just reported that it could be another further five hours before water supply is restored. Death threats and abusive language towards the water company were then heard, as the above mentioned females realised that there would be no water to not just use the loo before bedtime, but also none to wash in.

The Short One holed up in his room, loftily rises above such pathetic weak considerations as hygiene, and "being clean" as he strokes his stubble thoughtfully. However this scene of aromatic serenity is disturbed when the aforementioned females get the idea of making a chemical loo using the liqueur chocolates with their potential "waste destroying" potency... Hobbit barricades his door as powefully bladder-motivated females hurl themselves, causing grevious harm to the sides of the door...

*break in transmission*...