Tuesday, June 05, 2007

I apologise for being controversial, but it has to be said...

Yes it's hot and warm and all that...

But PLEASE for my sanity and mental health, if you're a lady who is "endowed" shall we say...

PLEASE don't wear a vest top and then drop something on the floor....

I know I'm a man, but even I do not want to see THAT.

Strange as it is for you to realise and hear, contrary to opinion I do not think about sex every five minutes, not when I'm not feeling 100% anyway.

And i catergorically DO NOT want to see so far down your top that I see your nipples.

That will be very distracting, in a kind of ewwwwwwww way, and will increase my phobia of all things melon-like and Song Of Solomon-like, and will make it very difficult to serve you in a normal way.

Thank you for your consideration.

(A very embarrassed and distracted and hot and bothered and disconcerted male.)

Scribbled by Jm at 4:31 pm

15 comments:

  1. UnknownTue Jun 05, 05:26:00 pm CET

    *Agrees* :o lol

    If I wear a top that even threatens to reveal anything, I always put my hand over my neckline while I kneel down to get something. I'm not saying that to be all "I'm so pure" ROFL, but it's only common sense!!!! Hello, people!!!!

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  2. mdmhvonpaTue Jun 05, 07:22:00 pm CET

    Yeah ... and no eating bananas either!

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  3. Ann MarieTue Jun 05, 08:17:00 pm CET

    Oh yes i'm in total agreement with Margo. There are somethings best left to the imagination lol

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  4. AnonymousTue Jun 05, 09:11:00 pm CET

    Umm, where exactly do you live again and please could I get some directions?

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  5. UnknownTue Jun 05, 09:26:00 pm CET

    *hits Ben over the head with a brick* now cut that out! lol

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  6. JmTue Jun 05, 10:06:00 pm CET

    rofl benny!!

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  7. AnonymousTue Jun 05, 11:04:00 pm CET

    Seriously, I know you don't want to see down women's tops (apparently), but I don't want to know when you see nipples!!!!!

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  8. anonymousWed Jun 06, 12:11:00 am CET

    photos please - 2 words id like to use but wont

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  9. JmWed Jun 06, 12:25:00 am CET

    rofl @ photos!!

    helen i dont wish to actually not when Im trying to be professional and serve people with their purchases!!

    If she was my wife and it was all legal an stuff then maybe thats different... but puhlease!! lol

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  10. UnknownWed Jun 06, 12:56:00 am CET

    :o

    * is beyond disturbed by benny and morety *

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  11. KazzWed Jun 06, 12:57:00 am CET

    rofl rofl *imagines JMs face in the christian bookshop faced with that !!!!

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  12. x_ThisGirl-x!x!.StaceeeeWed Jun 06, 09:54:00 am CET

    Haha... Oh dear! Hope your not too traumatized!

    Poor JM :P

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  13. RachelWed Jun 06, 11:47:00 am CET

    ROFL! Okay, I know it isn't really a laughing matter, but your way of describing it is!

    I quite understand that you don't want to see down ladies' tops.

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  14. AnonymousWed Jun 06, 03:39:00 pm CET

    I can't believe JM used an awful word like 'nipple' ;)

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  15. AnonymousThu Jun 07, 08:32:00 am CET

    Ok I was kinda amused reading that blog...........but I had no idea he was in a Christian bookshop.


    Now its Hilarious.

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