Wednesday, September 14, 2005

How To Kick A Guy When He's Down...

Ok, so the girl I really, really like, who I have nicknamed "Miss Edible"...

(I haven't posted about this at all, for fear of making myself look stupid if it wasn't reciprocated)

So I'm building up the courage to ask her out, asking God to give me a really clear sign if it's right, and she says to me "I'm glad you're my freind, because you're safe, and I know where I am with you".

Bollocks.

I smiled politely and promptly went to hang myself....

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