The Morning After The Night Before...

Last night was Dave's Stag Night, and it went really well, though possibly not for dave!! lol

I'll give you an account with pictures...

First step - Humiliate the stag by making him wear a dress all night, prefferaly

one of his mothers which is blue with big polka dots... (see above)

Second Step - Make sure he has a very large readable sign entitled "BIG GAY STAG" attatched to the back AND front of said dress...
Third Step - make him walk to his local pub 100 yards ahead of the rest of the group looking like the above photo, and tell him his first task is to go up to the bar and order a drink as if everything is normal...

Fourth Step - See if you can find any ladies in said pub that will "do him up" with their makeup to make him look even more gay...

(dave gets the full works from the ladies, even mascarra)

VOILA!! A He-She Is born!! But wait... there's something missing...

That's right!! It's Step Five - Get a random wig from someone who has one at the pub!!

Step 6 - make the stag look provocative at every opportunity...

Step 7 - At no point allow the stag to remove the hair while at the pub, and even give him pink accesories for photos...

(Dave pouts again)

Step 8 - make sure his fingernails are polished pink too...

(Dave poses in front of the pub entrance before we get on the coach into town)

Step 9 - make sure all his stag friends find him alluring and attractive and embarrass him at every opportunity...

Step 10 - while at the club, give him tasks for objects to find, such as a Madonna bra and Cowboy Hat from a hen party...

(Dave poses provocatively)

Step 11 - make sure the stag is humiliated as much as possible with as many trinkets as possible... p.s. they werent real in case you were wondering... they were plastic unfortunately...

A great time was had by all, and I have video evidence also that I can't unfortunately show on here that involves Dave pole dancing lol lol lol

N.B. VERY LITTLE alchohol was consumed which makes it even funnier lol.

Also, before we went to the club, we had a Chinese/Tai Banquet, and some of the waiters/waitresses didn't quite know what to make of Pretty Dave lol

Dave you'll never live this down, but if my brother does ever get married, you have my permission to do even worse to him!! Hehe.