Charlie

It's my day off, and I've invited my friend Richard around and we're going to watch Charlie & The Chocolate Factory (the depp version) 'cos neither of us have seen it yet.

I hope he enjoys it.

Then, he's staying for tea, I'm walking him back round to his mum's, and I'm going to Colin's, my mate from church, to moan about women and listen to Jazz probably, and just generally gossip, and drink lot's of tea. Oh, and to moan about women also.

I think I might do quite a bit of that actually.