Friday, February 11, 2005

A Dwelling Place Will Be Born....

Hobbit's press spokesperson would now like to make the following statement:

"...I can confirm that on the 11th day of February, 2005, following many years of hording, Mr Knotwise has made the decision to clear out his hovel, and to re-invent his general dwelling place...

As of 19:00 hours today, a dedicated team of one began clearing out 15 YEARS worth of old school documents, pictures, letters from friends long since moved, general keepsake items of no particular interest or value except of the owner, etc..."

Mr Knotwise, when questioned about why things had got so bad, replied thus:

"I'm afraid it started in my teens, but got steadily worse when I became a student. It worsened considerably when I did a year out after my degree and worked and lived in Birmingham for a year, then came back to my home..."

The apparent hording of useless items got so bad, that Mr Knotwise could not find his clean socks this morning, and he could not get to his own wardrobe for fear of falling over items.

"...That was the last straw!" said Mr Knotwise, "...When a man can't find his own clean socks in the morning, THAT is precisely the time to take action!!!"

Rumours abound that the said Hobbit is going to re-arrange the furniture in his room, but no-one is forthcoming with answers or even details...

Please stay tuned as more developments of a redecorative nature arise....

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