"...And The Next Event Is The Early Morning Bathroom Dash..."

When you live in a house with five members of your Family, mornings get a bit stressful at times.

In my older wisdom, gleaned from years of sitting on the landing stairs, I've come to realise that in the end, the female has the last word. Whether it's my mum or my sister, protesting and waiting times don't seem to matter.

In the end, there is no Bathroom Democracy, it is every unwashed person for themselves...