Please do not try to hibernate inside my clean underwear so that when I put them on you almost make me soil them in fright, and get tickled in places even my mother has not seen in at least 20 years.
You may have escaped unharmed Mr Moth, but I am seriously emotionally and mentally scarred by this event and feel dirty and ashamed now.
I will no longer leave out my clean underwear overnight.
Yours, in therapy;
J.M. Cullen.
Friday, July 21, 2006
Dear Mr Huge Freakin' Scary Moth...
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Heh ... once, my 3yr old daughter needed to go pee and while in the powder room with her, I found a moth and tossed it in the toilet while she was preoccupied. When she got off to flush, she noticed it. I let her know since she was a girl, rainbows, butterflies and moon-beams come out of her butt. She has held that fact as truth ever since.
ReplyDeleteDear Mr Cullen,
ReplyDeleteYOU'RE in therapy?????????
Yours,
Freaked-Out Moth.
lol lol lol that's CLASSIC mdmhvompa...
ReplyDeleteI'm truly impressed lol
Mr Moth, u may have a point.