Complaint # 2

I understand it's half term, I even appreciate it's hard bringing up kids...

BUT

If you're going to bring them in, please control them!! Running around screaming at a plus 20 decibel level and bending all the cards back and throwing tantrums is not what I consider dignified behaviour.

You gave birth to them, it was ur decision to have them in the first place. You can take responsibility for them.

I know you can...

*sighs dramatically at the ruins of his shop*

*starts printing the "your child and bookshop behaviour: things you should know" manual*