What's Your Ironic Gift?

'i-ronik gifft'- noun - (a gift that is actually more of a curse)

Mine is the Gift Of Rejection!

I recently got so fed up with my job that I finally got my act together and finally did a CV and posted it online. I then started applying to jobs I received in my mail box daily.

I applied for two this week.

I was firmly and politely rejected the NEXT DAY (!) after I sent my email, by email from both companies.

That has GOT to be a record!!

Oops.

When I said "a fire in your living room" in my last post, I meant a gas-powered one, not a literal fire in my living room!!

(if that were the case I don't think I'd be reminicsing!)

Hehe.

I LOVE the weather today!!!

Oh no, not because it's hot and sunny, but because it's cold, I mean really cold, so cold that you appreciate hot chocolate and a cake indoors with a fire in your living room even more!!

Annnnd..........

It's so cold, you can feel yourself breathing, because the cold air rushes in and out of your lungs, and it almost makes you gasp with every intake.

It's so cold, the air is actually freezing in front of you, and everywhere is thick with fog. Not the dirty grimy type, but the cool, white cleansing type that makes you feel alive as you walk through it, yet makes even the simplest things look mysteriou because they're covered.

It's like God is playing hide and seek with everday objects!!

I love it.

I love Winter.

I know I'm strange.

I'm gonna go the gym and walk back slowly tonight so that I can enjoy walking in the fog, I might even pretend I'm Sherlock Holmes or something. It feels somehow dangerous and exciting at the same time, even walking down the road seems like an adventure in fog, especially when it's as cold as I said!!

Oooooooooooooooooh!!

I just rememberd I bought Arthur Conan Doyle's "the casebook of Sherlock Holmes" on ebay last week, I think now is the perfect time to start reading it.

*grins like a little kid*

I'm Jealous...

My sister has just bought a G5 Apple Mac.

Disgraceful I say.

5 Bad Habits

1. I pick my nose
2. I bite my nails
3. I fart on purpose in public
4. I don't brush my teeth every day
5. I'm not good with money

I'm a bit of a minger really!

I find it really difficult:

1. to like my boss. Especially when a freind has invited me to a Paul Weller concert and I've got two days annual leave left, and he agreed I could have the afternoon off and now he's changed his mind and says I can only go at four, and I have to get the train instead of get a lift, and instead of a relaxing journey before a concert, I'll have a really stressful one, and only get there an hour/45 minutes before the actual start of the concert.
2. to know what to do with my life. I'm stuck in a rut, and have been for a while
3. to follow God, especially when he asks me to love fellow Christians, alot of whom are idiots
4. to be myself. I'm always being what other people want me to be. I'm like a human/chameleon genetic experiment.
5. to know who I really am.
6. when someone says they love God but don't demonstrate it in the way they treat people.
7. figuring out who God really is. So many people have different opinions, even in Christianity.
8. to accept Christianity as representing Jesus.
9. to separate Jesus from Christianity. I've been brought up with it and it's taken root inside me and it hurts to pull it out.
10. to motivate myself to do things when I know I should.

What do you find difficult?!

I'm a little confused...

My life is not what I thought it would be.

That's it.

In The Future....

1. We will use the term "Snog & Blog" instead of "Kiss & Tell"
2. We will all wear an aluminium fabric
3. The Church will be powerful because it will be an underground movement, having been banned and outlawed years ago
4. We will have tv screens on our watches, or fitted into the skin of our arms by a simple procedure
5. ALL clothing will be wired with an ipod
6. Most shoes will be outlawed, except for a spacey version of Caterpillars, or Timberland's, or Doc Martens
7. Products will be judged by whether they are fashionable, not useful
8. All books will be kept in museums
9. Music will be mostly electronic based
10. You will be able to choose what ur hair looks like from a magazine, and then press a switch to replicate ur ideal haircut

What do you think the future will hold?!

I'm STILL impressed....

when my (younger but taller HWIM) brother turns up at the door when he's on a late shift in his police uniform just to grab a bite to eat...

I dunno why, but I feel immensly proud of him.

:-)

Sorry I haven't felt inspired to blog for a while.

I've been to the gym last night and am still quite sore, I was supposed to be going to a meeting afterwards, but got a bit carried away on the bike and cycled 26 km!

Lol what can I say, the music on my ipod was good!
Hehe.

I'm aiming for buttocks of steel you see!!

Anyway, I was gonna go the gym again tonight, but after waiting ages for my gym stuff to wash/dry I've decided it's not worth it as they close at ten pm.
I'll go tommorrow.

I'm trying to lose some more weight, Im down to hovering between 9 an 9 an a half stone at the moment, but I'd ideally like to be 8 and a half. It sounds like hardly anything, but I am actually quite short, so it sounds thinner than I'd actually look because of my lack of height.

It'd be nice to get a bit fitter an show some abs, but I dont know whether that will happen.

At least im getting some good workouts for my legs, theyre apparently the first part to deteriorate in ms, and i have had problems with them occasionally in the past, so I want to get my calf muscles as strong as I can for the future, just in case.

Anyway now I've bored you all talking about me, I shall go!!

Update... Again!!

Sorry I haven't felt inspired to blog for a while.

I've been to the gym last night and am still quite sore, I was supposed to be going to a meeting afterwards, but got a bit carried away on the bike and cycled 26 km!

Lol what can I say, the music on my ipod was good!

Hehe.

Im aiming for buttocks of steel you see!!

Anyway, I was gonne go the gym again tonight, but after waiting ages for my gym stuff to wash/dryt I've decided it's not worth it as they close at ten pm.

I'll go tommorrow.

I'm trying to lose some more weight, Im down to hovering between 9 an 9 an a half stone at the moment, but I'd ideally like to be 8 and a half. It sounds like hardly anything, but I am actually quite short, so it sounds thinner than I'd actually look because of my lack of height.

It'd be nice to get a bit fitter an show some abs, but I dont know whether that will happen. At least im getting some good workouts for my legs, theyre apparently the first part to deteriorate in ms, and i have had problems with them occasionally in the past, so I want to get my calf muscles as strong as I can for the future.

Anyway now I've bored you all talking about me, I shall go!!