Tuesday, July 03, 2007

"These Are The Day-hays Of Noah"

A well known UK worship song tune, nicked by me and re-written to describe this week generally speaking...

These Are The Day-hays Of Noah

These are the day-hays of Noah, but not in the way you might think;
For Britain was always an island, but now we're close to the drink;
Oh these are the days of great rainfall, of flooding and water extreme;
And we are the people caught up in it, we are the ones you hear scream:

"Behold it comes! pouring from the sky! not a bird in sight, theyre clever enough to hide! Lift your brolly, it's the year of sipping tea, to try to warm us up, and console our soaking feet!"

These are the day-hays of Noah, H20 being restored;
And these are the days of endless precipitation, making our britishness raw;
Oh these are the days of great brollys, so big they can cut off your head;
And these are the days of the great big wussy's, deciding they'll bunk off work instead;

"Behold it comes! pouring from the sjy! not a bird in sight, they're clever enough to hide! Lift your brolly, it's the year of sipping tea, to try to warm us up, and console our soaking feet!"

I thank you.

Thos brits out there may hum this tune all day in your head if you so wish.

7 comments:

  1. excellent... i shall be singing it all day!

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  2. i should probably be glad i don't know the tune. lol

    instead here's an excerpt from one of my favorite highly religious (cough) song from The Scarlet Pimpernell ...

    Into valleys, into waters,
    into jungles, into hell!
    Let us ride, let us ride home
    again with a story to tell!

    Into darkness, into danger
    into storms that rip the night!
    Don't give in, don't give up,
    But give thanks for the glorious fight!

    You can trembl, you can fear it,
    but keep your fighting spirit alive, boys!
    Lt th shv of it sting you!
    Fling into battle! Spring to your feet, boys!
    Never hold back your steop for a moment!
    Never doubt that your courage will grow!
    Hold your head even higher
    And into the fire we go!


    hee hee hee :p

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  3. that's meant to be *let the shiver of it sting you

    (darn keyboard)

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  4. I don't know the tune either.

    Anyway, we had summer in April. Three weeks of it, too, I believe. You can't seriously expect more summer now?

    We've also had the longest day, so the nights will start closing in soon. Oh, and before I forget, it's currently sunny down here! We had rain all night, though.

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  5. I've had that tune in my head all day i'm now ready to slap JM lol

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  6. LOL well im in scotland !!!!! :P x so always rains x gbu

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  7. you have succeeded in making me literaly laugh out loud but also have destroyed my ability to ever sing my favourite worship song ever again.

    I am (with your permission obviously) going to steal your song and share it on facebook so that other peoples ability to sing the original is also destroyed.

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