Friday, May 11, 2007

Wierd Cold Remedy Of Jm's Trial No. 2:

Today I have eaten a Chicken Madras Curry for my dinner.

It Was Very Hot.

Yours, from the hospital...

Jm.

Wierd Cold Remedy Of Jm's Trial No. 1:

Last night I emptied half a bottle of a combined oil which has peppermint, eucalyptus, camphor and menthol oil in it, in to a large bowl of steaming hot water.

I proceded to put my head over it and put a towel over to keep the steam in.

I managed approx 5.2 seconds of breathing, as I had put too much oil in and nearly had an asthma attack. (I've never suffered from asthma)

I determinedly stuck my head under again and this time managed 5.3 minutes, after which time my face felt as if it was on fire, but I still had a cold.

This morning, after a good night's sleep, and more oil inhalation, (I dropped another half a ton on my pillow) I feel much better, though I still have a cold.

My cold is not so bad now, so I may try some more oil-sniffing tonight, but before that, I will try another method far more pleasant...

Thursday, May 10, 2007

Haha!!

Things were getting desperate with the head cold, so I did something drastic...

Today I bought a footlong sandwhich from subway (veggie delight if you must know) and asked them to put as many jalapenos in it that they could fit along with the other stuff...

I was not dissapointed readers.

That was one of the most delicious sandwhiches I have had in a long time!!

Unfortunately... it didn't seem to move my cold.

Now I am trying a combination oil of peppermint, menthol, eucalyptus and camphor, and have emptied half the bottle into a big bowl of steaming water and put a towel over my head...

I've only managed five minutes so far, and it feels like its burnt my face lol!

Either that, or I know how Moses felt when he had to veil his face because of the Shekinah Glory he was suffering with!! lol

Will keep you update throughout the evening how it goes!! :p

Wednesday, May 09, 2007

Disaster!! :-(

I have my XFactor audition a week on Friday, and I have partially lost my voice and have a VERY bad head cold.

This is not good.

I am off to have a scalding hot bath, see if that solves anything.

*whimpers*

Tuesday, May 08, 2007

Photos + Title = Hobbit In Trouble!!

Yes, I will be.

Cashew sent me some of her photos of Saturday, so I've posted them with (mostly) imaginative titles.

I think I'm probably going to get in trouble.

Oh Dear.

A Soaked And Apparently Pregnant Hobbit!!


Gracie Shows Her Salsa Skills...


Kazz Gets A Fright!!


Morety Dances The Night Away...


The True Extent Of Zeb's Tallness...


Sometimes Nuts Are Bad For You...


Gracie Realises How Short Hobbit Is...


Blessed With A Smile...


Which Is Taller? A Peanut Or A Hobbit?!